Dear Beautious Queen jenthegypsy ,
I come before you bowing and scraping and humbly begging your forgiveness. You see, I had every intention of crafting for the Queen what had promise of being Most Wondrous Fic Ever (well... probably not even close to that, but that darn bunny said it would be good, at least). But... alas... despite that adorable little bunny's efforts, my feeble brain just would not allow me to transfer from idea to words that which was hatched at my doorstep.
Please, My Queen... do not 'off my head', for I do still have a gift, a wee offering, for you.
May I present a 'Fic-In-A-Pic'. If you look carefully (I will even let you borrow my shiny new bifocles) and ignore the roughness of my attempt, you should be able to see the story.
*lays hastily but lovingly wrapped giftie at Her Majesty's dainty feet (ooh... nice nail polish, Queenie) and backs out the door*